11.03.2009

Godless Communist Health Care Reform

That's right, I said it. The current health care system may be a bloated, self-serving charlatan, but golly shucks if it ain't pure unadulterated consumerism. Which is pure unadulterated American. And American's are pure unadulterated Christians. Therefore any attempt to change it is clearly an affront to sweet little baby Jesus and the Capitalism for which he stands.


Which is why the government is going to pay for prayer.


Yes, in between exhuming the heavily decomposed body of Karl Marx so he may be resurrected with the blood of a thousand baptized infants and purchasing fair trade coffee, those satan-loving fornicators of The First Church Of Latter Day Socialist Nazi Cthulhu, otherwise known as Congress, have placed a provision in the health care overhaul that will allow prayer to be, basically, covered by your insurance.

“The measure would put Christian Science prayer treatments -- which substitute for or supplement medical treatments -- on the same footing as clinical medicine.” Full LA Times article here.

What I want to know is, who's charging for prayer?

Churches, apparently.


This reminds me of a story... more of a parable really, about some guy going apeshit because churches were peddling their wares... Boy, can't place his name. Probably not important.


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