Sketchbook Creatures

Put this in your eyeballs.

Indeed.

Disease carrier.

These amuse me with their infinite creepiness.

Sketchbook Creatures - Pplz

Roommate from Senior year.

Erin "Bite Me" Miller

You, with all your infinite complexities, subtle gradations in thought and emotion, and myriad stratum of unique and defining experiences have just been quantified with a doodle and a caption.  You're welcome.

Husband.

G-pa

The husband's grandpa.

He (g-pa) hates this picture because I "made him look old".

Sketchbook Creatures - Puppies!

Is a puppy!

d'awwww!

Basset hounds.  I tell you what, you have not seen adorable awkwardness until you've seen a basset hound do a faceplant from stepping on its own ears.

Have another canine.

Sketchbook Creatures

There are not enough Sassy Old Ladies.

The kind that use racial slurs with impunity.

One day, God willing, I shall become one.

Sketchbook Creatures

The Vicious Slayer of Roaches

Tiny, yet fierce.

It trots proudly under that edge at the bottom of your kitchen cabinets,- its fine perky tail bouncing gaily,- hunting its quarry.  Maulings are messy and frequent.

Whatever it is, it wants to play!

Rabbits.  They're like nature's little crack addicts.  Rabbits should be more like friendly, awkward dogs.  Get on that, leporids.

Sketchbook Creatures - Fish

Fish always have something to say.

Sometimes you don't want to hear it.

Also, noodles think a lot.  What is up with that, noodles?

We Like Germany

From the Europe Sketchbook.

Just for the pretzels.

We had one hell of a night at the Munich Beer Gardens.

Exaggeration?  Clearly you have never been to Munich.

Well, more specifically, Kenny had one hell of a night.  At least that's what I tell him.

Skeletal Study

This thing.  I tell you what,- this thing.

Right here.  You have no idea.

It took a long time, anyway.

White charcoal on black Stonehenge paper.  32"x24"?  Something like that.  Supposed to be life-sized.

You would not believe how many people give me dirty looks for my pretty little skeletal study.  I thought it was understood that artists studied anatomy,- but not so!  I might seem normal, but this proves I am a Troubled Child.

Sold.

Sketchbook Creatures - Balloon

Just happy to be a balloon.

Happy Balloon is blissfully unaware of tyrannical government censorship.  Hooray!

Sketchbook Creatures

Behold indeed.