I, for one, am sick of douchebags using "..it's what the founding fathers would have wanted." as an argument. Here's a tip, think up a valid, supportable point that you didn't just pull out of your ass, and use that instead.
Here are a few excellent reasons why you cannot claim that the Founding Fathers would support your opinion.
1) They are dead.
In recent news, the Democrats have discovered that the Founding Fathers would have voted Democrat. The Republicans, however, revealed that according to their studies the Founding Fathers are most certainly Republican. Astonishingly, 99.9% of Americans actually give a rats ass, and say that the falsified opinions of several-hundred-year-dead white men influences them greatly.
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